RELAX! (a joke)



Posted: Thursday, January 26, 2012

by IvanPetryshyn
Ivan Petryshyn

p u t as i de your "ax"!

stop "cutting down"- relax!

put on your sports-relaxing gown

and, if you want, just fax and fax

your resume to all the firms,

and wait till you receive "confirmed",

take several seeds of th' last-year flax,

boil, drink, enjoy and, then, - relax...

then, you may go to an "Office Max"

to see, what's new-

relax! relax!

then, you can buy a very nice sax

to play till your dog, Caesar-Rax

howls...

and, then - relax.

then, think again of a new tax,

and, then, again - relax, relax!

then, take some wax

and wax your shoes,

wax and relax,

relax and wax:

tomorrow, you'll go to work-

so, dear, just relax

and study, how speak Russians and Turks...-

relax and dream of some new perks.

Ivan Petryshyn
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