Where From Did the Irish and the Ukrainians Come? JOKE



Posted: Saturday, August 01, 2009

by
Ivan Petryshyn

joke

I.

- what was happening in Great Britain in the 10th century?

- there were Jutes and Angles; Saxons came from Europe: they all made a nation.

- what about Irishmen?

- there were no Irishmen there- they all came from Ukraine, from the North and the South.

Ivan Petryshyn USA 09/30/09

II.

- and what about Ukrainians?

- in the same century, there were no Ukrainians either. they came from Ireland for vacations and stayed on the today's territory of Ukraine, till the enemies started to hate them. in revenge, they changed the language having mixed the Old Irish with Protoslavic. and they still live there not knowing that, actually, they are Irish. the most fierce went to the south, and the most jolly- to the north.

et dicet historia veritim, sed linguistica probam facet ed docet

Ivan Petryshyn USA 07/30/09

Ivan Petryshyn - Phonological and Linguistic Research, teaching, methodology of foreign languages, the experience and excellent response in translating and interpreting, native or near-native communication skills in the languages known (Italian, Russian, Polish, Ukrainian), good conversational knowledge of German, French and some Spanish, author, poet (www.gather.com, www.poetichouse.com /ivano/, also-Facebook.

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